Friday, February 3, 2012
Pick up your dog SH!T!!!
As I was leaving the Res today, being a goody-two-shoes pressing the button and waiting for the light a guy walking his dog walks up.
As he's leaving he tosses a bag, I assume of his dog's excrement by the fence around the res.
I yell over to him, "Hey! Pick up your dog shit!"
He coyly smiles and begins walking towards me.
"I said, Pick up your dog shit!" I exclaim again.
To which he informs me "Oh I'm here all the time I'll get it another time".
"Yeah right" I retort "that's why I see all the bags of shit all over the place in here".
This sort of ticks him off
"You ride bike" he says.
"You pick up your dog shit" I reply.
He comes back with "You shit, just ride bike".
The light changes, there is a car behind me and a MDC truck is pulling in to the facility, so I start shouting
"This guy's leaving his dog shit by the gate, this guy's leaving his dog shit!"
Pick up your dog shit.