In a highly scientific study it was determined (by me) that people who drive red vehicles are the worst.
Doesn't matter the make or model, if it's red, watch out!
On Saturday to pass the time on a LSD ride I came up with a game called "Who's a Crappy Driver" and these were my findings.
The worst offender was a piece-o-crap Chevy S10 pick-em-up truck. Pulled out and almost smashed me into a ditch.
Next was a swervy Toyota Corrolla; it's one thing to swerve over the yellow to pass me, but to swerve over the white?
Finally to prove my theory, a was buzzed by a Ferrari 599, showing it doesn't matter how fancy your car is you're still a dick.
On the ride home this evening my theory was further confirmed when I almost swapped paint with a Ford Escape, and it was a four lane road!
But there is hope! As I was marveling at how well a young lady in a non-descript grey sedan passed me, giving me 3' yet not crossing the yellow, I noticed a sign on the rear of her car:
"Canton High School Drivers Ed"
On a final note, the dead weight at the bottom of the reading list is going to be jettisoned if not updated by the end of the week.