Showing posts with label Bike Racing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bike Racing. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 22, 2026

SVT Epic '26: Get over yourself, dork.

 Wave 7?!

Last year I started wave 3.  Why are 148 people starting before me when I finished 48th last year? 

Why do you care?  You're 60 years old and riding a singlespeed.

These are good points I remind myself.

This year we are staying at Bill's house; only 7 minutes from the venue.  The weather forecast has been flipping back and forth between perfect to apocalyptic.  Hourly we are checking to see what The Weather Channel's latest thoughts on the weekend are.  I guess Canada's on fire as well?

Saturday we wake to a barely wet back deck.  It has sprinkled but not much.  The long grass is damp enough to pre-moisten your shoes. I say my hellos to racer friends and pick up my number.  One benefit to wave 7 is there's no rush.  The volunteers are calling earlier waves to the side for emergency quick check in to keep the event moving on time.

When it finally is time for wave 7 to go off, there is a very nonchalant count down and an impression of a whistle sending us off. One guy is drilling it off the front.  Who am I to argue so I make chase; I mean it's only 45 miles?



He's making a pretty good gap.  I say to the guy chasing with me "he's definitely not wave 7".  We are riding well together.  The climbing is getting a little steeper and we are pulling back "off the front guy".  I'm gaining a little gap on my riding partner closing the gap...

CHING!!!

I drop my chain!  I start running until my guy catches me then pull to the side to let him by.  Its all bench cut singletrack so there is no place to be out of the way to put it back on.  When I finally find a spot, and line up the chain, chainring and cog to force the chain back on 1/3 of the wave have passed me.

With the chain back on I make haste and pull back a few of the riders who got past me.  Mile 2.5  

CA-CHING!!!

Oh, I'm not doing this for another 40+ miles.

I find a good spot whip out my hex keys and adjust the EBB to ludicrous tightness.  The rest of the wave passes me and I'm seeing the leaders of wave 8 coming up the trail.  If this doesn't work, I'm done.  

I restart my quest behind the leaders of group 8, and quickly caught and passed by the first chasers, one of which is non other than Rich Pirro!  We exchange encouragement and Rich begins to pull away.  I feel great on the climbs but can't wait for the descents to end.  Why aren't sketchy gravel tires better on wide switchbacks littered with gravel?  I don't want to complain about the conditions, but am kinda wishing a little moisture hade made it's way through the canopy.  The descents and my lack of ability on them is demotivating.

One of the features of the first half of the course is a roller at the bottom of Burnham Down.  It's really not a big deal, but you come into it blind, and if you haven't stopped at the edge and looked down, can be menacing.  The promoters know this, send emails and videos about it, as well as offering a B line with a 2 minute time penalty.  The B line is actually faster so they have to have volunteers there to check who rolls it and who rides the B line.

Rich Pirro ain't riding no B line! But the helpful volunteers have stymied his attempt and he is realigning himself for his turn.  He follows me over and we begin the climb back up. He lets me lead on the climb, even so much as letting me go back to the front after a curfuffle in a corner.  He even lets me stay on the front for the descent back down to the midway aid station where we see the largest Red Tailed Hawk I've ever seen patrolling the trees.

At the aid station I am in no hurry.  Christine is filling my bottles, and feeding me Oreos.  Rich isn't rushing either but gets back at it before I'm done stuffing my face and schmooping.  I'm not motivated, but I know once I commit, I'll be okay.

Being Vermont, now that we've descended we are going up.  I like that.  I'm also liking the terrain of the second half. It seems a little chunkier, maybe a little more of the tech I like and the descents aren't as wide open. I tell myself "remind yourself this next year; you are rewarded with the second half if you get through the first".  

When you get back to the start/finish they send you out to do the first climb and descent in reverse.  This is cruel, but knowing that I still have 4 more miles to go in advance makes it much easier than last year.  Other than my feet hurting from being in stiff XC racing shoes for almost 5 hours I feel pretty good. Finally crossing the finish line I'm 13th in the 50+, 55th overall, beating the rain that would later turn the climbs and descents to rivers.

Dorking out

In my head my time last year was 5:05.  This year was 4:58. Last year I ran a rigid fork and a 34x20 gear.  This year, a suspension fork and 34x21, a gear I hadn't used in 15 years.  Huzzah! Lower gear and suspension fork were faster even with the chain dropping and laissez-faire pit stop!  Do you remember the part about me being 60?  Last years time was 4:55.

But

moving time was 2 minutes faster this year or .4%.  It was also much cooler, in a good way this year; last year was a scorcher!  Using the magic of Straver segments I was faster on all but one of them that I had got a gold star on last year. Those were all uphill ones, I'm not getting any gold stars going downhill, just ask Pirro!  Also starting in the 7th wave seemed to leave less people to pass.  That didn't really make sense to me, and both years everyone was very gracious about passing and being passed, but it's a thing.

What does all this tell us?

All in all fork and gear choice really didn't matter (although my arms and shoulders are less wrecked this year).



Enjoy the ride, what ever that means to you.  You want to dork out on prep and numbers; have at it.  Stop at every rest stop and chat with the volunteers; go for it (one year I will do the VT50 and stop at all the rest stops and have a culinary tour of Vermont).  Some combination of both; why not?

Enjoy the ride 



Monday, July 14, 2014

The Bahn Burnah! New England Regional Championships




My seasonal plans changed after not even completing 10% of the Bearscat 50 before crashing out.  Longer endurance events are great fun but the high entry fee is tough to swallow after an unfortunate mechanical (but that's racing).  Going back to my "home" series, The Root 66 series, seemed only prudent.

Just over a week after another unfortunate event I raced Bikes for Bovines and it was like a home coming.  I missed all my racing friends and it was great being back in the fold.  Being only the forth time I'd pinned on a number in 4 months and only the second time I had raced over 7 miles this year I was feeling a little rusty.  I was pleased to be back racing and impressed with Adin's performance (he won the Cat1 SS race with a time good enough to also win his 30-39 age group).

Doing the usual internet prerace stalking, the competition for the Barn Burner looked stiff.  There were the usual suspects, strongmen Shawn Mottram and Will Crissman, plus some local darkhorses, elite CX racers and youngsters.  Fortunately there was some day of signups, unfortunately it didn't have the draw of the inaugural event.

On to the good stuff shall we...

The whistle blows and we are off.  It's a long drag to the singletrack and after a wobbly start I'm able to slot into third position right as we turn into the skinny stuff.

Following Shawn and Will with the goal of keeping them in sight without blowing sky high I nail a rock with the distinctive metallic clang of rim v. immovable object.  Looking down I notice one of my bottles has jettisoned right as the Real Tim Johnson comments he just lost a bottle  too.

Shawn and Will are keeping a short gap on Tim and I which I'm pleased with.  We all make it through the first rock garden clean and up the first little grunt.  Other than dropping a bottle, everything is going as planned.  This is great, I'm racing my bike on a wicked fun course, staying in the mix...when I completely bone an easy corner washing out my front wheel giving Tim the opportunity to pass.

He's picking great lines and it is good to follow him.  But Will and Shawn are now disappearing around the twisting singletrack ahead.  Tim has me almost at my limit but if I get to the front maybe I have  little more.

When we get into a little more climby-ness I make a push and move back to 3rd position.

The leaders are nowhere to be seen.

Coming through the neutral feed, I go for some water maybe a little too hot only to have the miniature plastic cup explode in my face.

When I get back to the spot where a I nailed the rock I'm ecstatic to see my bottle lying on the side of the trail.  Perfect I think.  I'll pick it up on my third lap right when I need it!

I'm feeling good, picking off more of the the riders who started in the group before me.

I try going through the neutral feed a little slower this lap, netting an once or two of free water.

I get back to the spot where I'd last seen my bottle; it's gone!

FUDGE!!!!

It's hot and dusty, I'm only halfway through the race and out of water?

DOUBLE FUDGE!!!

Panic sets in.  How am I going to make it through?  Do I stop at neutral support going into lap 4 and fill my bottle?  Will I make it to lap 4?  I'm already fading!

Then I see someone else's bottle on the side of the trail.  Live off the land I think and pray it's not empty, gross, or has cooties.

3/4th full of a tepid fizzy drink.  I'll take it and after a few long pulls am feeling stronger.  I finish the bottle in short order and contemplating my hydration strategy for the remainder of the race.  As I'm about to exit the singletrack and enter the start/finish loop I see friend, teammate and all around great guy Fabian.  I ask him if he has a bottle, he replies and empty one.

That's okay.  I'm feeling stable.  I slow down almost to a stop and enjoy 4 ounces of neutral water.

Steady as she goes.  As long as I don't blow up I think I've got 3rd locked down; I haven't seen or dared to look too hard for Tim in awhile.

And halfway through the lap, teammate, friend and all around great guy Fabian has filled a bottle, figured out how to find me and is waiting with the hand up.

I start to get caught by the leaders of the 50+ (fast old fückers) and I'm seeing the leading Pro woman through the trees but I keep Tim at bay and finish up on the podium.


Third in the New England Regional Championships; Daddy has some pizza money!



Race Notes:

  • I've got to rethink my hydration plan
  • I'm really glad my new Singular frame didn't show up.  Sure it's a great ride and I'm anxiously anticipating it's arrival, but if it had shown up I would have run a bigger gear than I did which would have been really painful 
  • Moving time 5 minutes faster than last year
  • High attrition rate today.  Lots of flats and the wind masked how hot it really was.
  • Shawn thought it would be wise to race the fatbike race prior to The Cat1 SS 
  • Will thought it would be equally wise to ride the race and home
  • I've really got to rethink my hydration plan!
  • Bike racing; FüCK Yeah!!!





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